what the frunk?

ZOMG Ok so i have a friend named Brooke that i've known sence the 7th grade. We were gestest friends for like 5 years and then during my like junior year we stopped talking and hanging out because she was working and had a boyfriend and movied to paulding county. Ok so like 4 years ago or so my brother got burned in a fire becuase hes a fireman, and it was all over the news and so she saw it and called me up and asked about it and we cought up. So i find out that not only is she married she has a 2 year old daughter.... ok so i go to see her and i meet the fam and her daughter and all that business and her in laws, whom she lives with, are VEEEEEEERY indian. as in from india. ok so they have her mother in law living with her and she cooks and cleans and takes care of the baby and Brooke looked like a robot.. it was weird.SO...... that was like the last time i really saw her. we hung out afew times after that but nothing big.. it was allways weird and she wanted to talk about old times and people we whent to school with.. it was not really up my ally. so next thing i know a year has gone by and we talk online a little and i get a message from her letting me know that shes is pregnant... AGAIN! and after the baby is born that she is moving with Jai( her husband) and the kids. I was like " ok kool. you gonna move closer to Acwroth?" and she's like "nooooo, farther.. much" i was thining " ok so they are moving to like south georgia or maybe out of state" so i ask her and she says " were moving to india"................to wich i wasi " ZOMGLOLWTFHSBBQ " and she laughed.. ok so shes been in india with a maide in every room cooking for her cleaning for her taking care of the kids and just basicly being pampered ( wich she saids gets really annoying after a while) and i see a picture online to day of a sawnagram............. its a baby...... its under her profile name..........its tiny and kind of looks like a mini teddy bear inside a bubble...........and its HERS! .. ANOTHER ONE! THE GIRL HAS 2 AND A HALF KIDS NOW.. SOON TO BE 3......AND SHES YOUNGER THAN ME! i just dont know what to think. except for OMG her vag must hate her! and she blows up like a balloon every time she has a kid so shes just never going to be her normal size ever again.now i know why i see all these beautiful indian women when they are young and then when they are older they just look like a amorphus mess.. its because they had ten billion children and ruined thier bodied forever. Im' haveing maybe 3 kids.. and after that tubes re getting tied and the hubby is going in to get the valve shut off....